When the treg was named it was named after a peacful but strong african tribe, touareg. Now they are a terrorist group. So VW names their cars after future terrorist groups?
Touareg named after terrorist group?
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Nooby, what are you a spy? How did you ever get out of that bathroom alive? 
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I personally think (no offense), he was really in a London Pub, and after a few, you know...mpm T2 TDI said:Nooby, what are you a spy? How did you ever get out of that bathroom alive?
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Too well :drunk:I personally think (no offense), he was really in a London Pub, and after a few, you know...
No offense
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Nooby is in MI6
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Bugger, cover blown!
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Oh I misunderstood it.. Yes it is true, everything what I said..
I Suspect he had a smoke bomb device which he dropped, blinding everyone...this device also caused all the guns in the washroom to instantly lock up. He casually took out the hired killers with a subtle poison spray which came out of his writswatch, walked out of the bathroom casually, grabbed the hottest babe in the Casino took her to his Aston Martin - then laid a pair of black rubber strips down the front entrance of the casino.Nooby, what are you a spy? How did you ever get out of that bathroom alive?
Smooth and in control is how nooby operates
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^^ LOL
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The name is Toogy...NoobytoogyI Suspect he had a smoke bomb device which he dropped, blinding everyone...this device also caused all the guns in the washroom to instantly lock up. He casually took out the hired killers with a subtle poison spray which came out of his writswatch, walked out of the bathroom casually, grabbed the hottest babe in the Casino took her to his Aston Martin - then laid a pair of black rubber strips down the front entrance of the casino.
Smooth and in control is how nooby operates
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OK......, so what ever happened to the terrorist Touaregs??? Are they still hiding in the public washroom?
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Re-read what I wrote, and then the link to that Canadian website that T3 owner ever so kindly posted up, called Global Research, and blew my cover as well.Fysh guide said:
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Let's look at the cast in this thread carefully.mpm T2 TDI said:The name is Toogy...Noobytoogy
We have a Russian, the smooth Toogy Brit agent, a Montenegrin thrown in for good measure, a couple of cranky American and Aussie (T3 owners) pissed at everything, and a couple of Canadian writers..
Our story and setting begins with the Tuareg tribe ....all hell breaks loose right from the get go in this action packed thriller.
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Move over Tom Clancy, or should I say Clive Cussler, whose classic V10 Touareg is used by Dirk Pitt (who finds out he's really British) while schooling the Aussie T3 owners and uncovers a plot to halt diesel pricing from being 50% below regular inspired by a ruthless American/Russian/Canadian petrol cartel plotting their evil deeds while vacationing in Montenegro...
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LOL, how did you know that cartels come here on vacations?
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What an entertaining thread!
As long as personal experiences qualify for inclusion, here's mine...
Sometime in 1966 my family was in northern Nigeria, north of Kano, on the southern edge of the Sahara. I can still remember many of the different tribes we had seen or met along the way and I still remember my parents discussing the fearsome reputation of the Tauregs, the "what ifs'" and "if we do see some..."s.
Anyway we were at a huge open air market with all sorts of camel caravans streaming in and out, and as a six year old I was fascinated by the whole scene.
These two fascinating riders dressed in deep indigo blue head dress and white robes came riding by on these massive and ornately geared, loaded camels. As they passed they both looked down at me and despite the covered faces, I could clearly see that they were smiling and laughing at my open mouthed awe and wonder. Nothing fearsome about them at all, so when the camels knelt and the riders climbed off I wandered over to them, joined shortly by my slightly anxious parents....
I got a ride with one of them on his camel. My parents got lots of pictures of myself and little sister and brother with them, their white eyes twinkling and smiling out from the dark head garb at the camera with us kids in their arms, laughing and looking at them.
My mother still has the pictures, but they're on the other side of the country. I'd love to post them so you all could see how fearsome these people truly are...
I have no doubt of or about the fierce pride and independence of a nomadic tribe that has wandered the vastness of the Sahara unfettered by political boundaries for far longer than any of the Western cultures. Will they ultimately subserve that to the beliefs, creeds or rule of other religious groups, sects or factions? I can't see it....
I have no doubt that some are mercenaries, but so are some Brits, Russians, Americans, South Africans, etc...
So..., did the brass on the Volkswagen mothership name it the Touareg after a terrorist group??
Are you serious.....???
Maybe it was named to reflect the tough,unique, self reliant and independent character of a very unique group of people.
As long as personal experiences qualify for inclusion, here's mine...
Sometime in 1966 my family was in northern Nigeria, north of Kano, on the southern edge of the Sahara. I can still remember many of the different tribes we had seen or met along the way and I still remember my parents discussing the fearsome reputation of the Tauregs, the "what ifs'" and "if we do see some..."s.
Anyway we were at a huge open air market with all sorts of camel caravans streaming in and out, and as a six year old I was fascinated by the whole scene.
These two fascinating riders dressed in deep indigo blue head dress and white robes came riding by on these massive and ornately geared, loaded camels. As they passed they both looked down at me and despite the covered faces, I could clearly see that they were smiling and laughing at my open mouthed awe and wonder. Nothing fearsome about them at all, so when the camels knelt and the riders climbed off I wandered over to them, joined shortly by my slightly anxious parents....
I got a ride with one of them on his camel. My parents got lots of pictures of myself and little sister and brother with them, their white eyes twinkling and smiling out from the dark head garb at the camera with us kids in their arms, laughing and looking at them.
My mother still has the pictures, but they're on the other side of the country. I'd love to post them so you all could see how fearsome these people truly are...
I have no doubt of or about the fierce pride and independence of a nomadic tribe that has wandered the vastness of the Sahara unfettered by political boundaries for far longer than any of the Western cultures. Will they ultimately subserve that to the beliefs, creeds or rule of other religious groups, sects or factions? I can't see it....
I have no doubt that some are mercenaries, but so are some Brits, Russians, Americans, South Africans, etc...
So..., did the brass on the Volkswagen mothership name it the Touareg after a terrorist group??
Are you serious.....???
Maybe it was named to reflect the tough,unique, self reliant and independent character of a very unique group of people.
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So, if we write two chapters each we have a book.
Then we need a title . . .
And then we sell the film rights.
My goodness, who'd have thought we'd be on our way to fortune, fame and the red carpet . . . and all thanks to our cars!
Well now that our cartel involvement is all out in the open, and it seems we may have ample spare cash laying around with the new film deal...I'm buying a T3 V8 TDI and will ask Noob to help me smuggle it into Canada (he has connections for these things for sure).
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Don't forget to get the 4xmotion
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Don't forget the nasty little subplot where the cryogenetically frozen uberevil Nazi genetisist is revived so as to start working on the VW motherships secret army of tiger/iguana hybrid suicide terrorist clones, otherwise known as....................., Tiguans!!!
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