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I’m SUPER impressed that you’ve owned 9 diesels!!!! WOW!!!!!!!

What reply about MPGs are you talking about? What needs clarified? The guy that is actually doing the work here and making the programs seemed to have no issue responding to me like a normal human being and doesn’t seem confused at all.

Kinda seems like if you never butted into a conversation that never involved you in the first place none of this would’ve happened. But instead here you are, looking like a dipsh*t.
It's funny when people that don't know who they are talking to come in swinging their dick touting The fact that they own a dura crap as some sort of milestone to justify asking dumb ****ing questions.

It's funny because the guy that replied to you, whose name is Joe by the way, reply to one small specific portion of your entire post which was indeed obviously about the transmission tuning.

As far as budding into a conversation, I think my couple hundred posts and hundreds of personal conversations I've had with Joe Trump's your first post asking something dumb

I never said I wanted to change the tow mode. Yrktreg said he’s looking into changing some parameters in tow mode on a future revision. I simply asked what his plans were to make tow mode better.

I’ve made like 3 posts here. I have no idea what your problem is with me asking questions on a thread that is specifically designed to talk about this guys TCU tunes. Especially since you’re not even the guy doing the tunes!
Are you always a little whiny baby or is that just on this form? I get the feeling you won't get far here.
 
It's funny when people that don't know who they are talking to come in swinging their dick touting The fact that they own a dura crap as some sort of milestone to justify asking dumb ****ing questions.

It's funny because the guy that replied to you, whose name is Joe by the way, reply to one small specific portion of your entire post which was indeed obviously about the transmission tuning.

As far as budding into a conversation, I think my couple hundred posts and hundreds of personal conversations I've had with Joe Trump's your first post asking something dumb



Are you always a little whiny baby or is that just on this form? I get the feeling you won't get far here.
Oh boy. A good ole fashioned “do you know who I am?” Lmao
If your legacy is that you’re a big deal on a Volkswagen forum you might want to aim higher in life.

As far as him answering my question, yes he did. I asked one single question and he answered it like a polite normal person. Is that the dumb question you’re referring to? Cause it’s the only one I asked.

As to your last paragraph, I sincerely apologize if you’re offended that I’m not impressed by your post count. That seems like the silliest thing on the face of the earth to brag about, but I guess if that’s the peak of your life you gotta be proud of yourself about something.
 
Wait, you don't even own a Touareg and want to change tow mode? The ****?
Does one actually need to own/have a Treg @ the time they are posting, not just in the past or future?
I think not, and I believe you would know better.
 
Oh boy. A good ole fashioned “do you know who I am?” Lmao
If your legacy is that you’re a big deal on a Volkswagen forum you might want to aim higher in life.

As far as him answering my question, yes he did. I asked one single question and he answered it like a polite normal person. Is that the dumb question you’re referring to? Cause it’s the only one I asked.

As to your last paragraph, I sincerely apologize if you’re offended that I’m not impressed by your post count. That seems like the silliest thing on the face of the earth to brag about, but I guess if that’s the peak of your life you gotta be proud of yourself about something.
He answered a question to one of the many paragraphs of **** you wrote...

I'm not offended whatsoever and I don't recall mentioning post count 🤔 I was referring to you coming in guns blazing and not even knowing you are talking to.

Does one actually need to own/have a Treg @ the time they are posting, not just in the past or future?
I think not, and I believe you would know better.
He's inquiring about making changes to an automobile he doesn't even own. I owned mine for several years.
 
He answered a question to one of the many paragraphs of **** you wrote...

I'm not offended whatsoever and I don't recall mentioning post count 🤔 I was referring to you coming in guns blazing and not even knowing you are talking to.



He's inquiring about making changes to an automobile he doesn't even own. I owned mine for several years.
I asked one question. He answered it. I did also make some other comments.
It’s almost like I commented on a forum that is intended for comments. Weird, I know.

You didn’t mention your couple hundreds of posts? I imagined that? Okay.

I still got no idea what you’re talking about coming in “guns blazing?” I do enjoy you again reminding me who I’m talking to though, lmao.
 
..... and could never re-assemble the airbox :p
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Now this is funny.

I can’t pick up the one I’m getting till next week because of the holiday.
I had no idea I’d cause so much of a stir by just asking a single question to a guy that seemingly knows more about these transmissions than anyone. That guy (Joe, I guess?) seems like a totally cool dude that had a simple answer to my question. But he apparently has some kind of simp superfan that follows him around thinking he needs to speak for him.
 
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Thank you for the reply! How much do you think you could improve on what VW has there for their towing mode already? Hold it in gear even longer before it shifts? Change some parameters on TC lockup?
In any event, I believe I'm gonna be picking up this Touareg next week sometime. Do you have a timetable for your this TCU tune? The guy said I could put the Oakes TCU tune back on it if I want. He said he didn't like it because it shifted too hard, but I wasn't able to test drive it with that tune on it.
I honestly don't know, it's on of those I have to dig into the code and see what I can figure out while towing something and see how it reacts.
 
..... and could never re-assemble the airbox :p
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**** that airbox

I asked one question. He answered it. I did also make some other comments.
It’s almost like I commented on a forum that is intended for comments. Weird, I know.

You didn’t mention your couple hundreds of posts? I imagined that? Okay.

I still got no idea what you’re talking about coming in “guns blazing?” I do enjoy you again reminding me who I’m talking to though, lmao.
You disappoint me.
 
Good Morning Folks, I'd like to know, from Joe, how is going the Performance Tune development.
Thanks.
The performance transmission tune is already released friend
 
Wait, what?

The sport tune has passed through beta testing?
I'm 90% sure Joe said several months ago he's officially released the sport tune...
 
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Last he and I chatted (late-December) it was still in beta testing.
 
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Last he and I chatted (late-December) it was still in beta testing.
Really? He was offering me to beta test like 2 years ago if not longer...
 
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As a tradesman, I live by the mantra there are no shortcuts to quality. If you had time to do it twice, you had time to do it right the first time.
 
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I've always be taught by my dad the same thing, do it right the first time, and don't have to worry about it in the future.
And don't cut corners.

Beta testing is just about finished, but I want to run a thorough test on my own vehicle to test (aka abuse :p) a few more things I have in the works such as user selectable modes for more sportiness, towing tune, economy, etc
So basically YOU will be able to switch between modes. Like ok I do a lot of highway driving during the week so I want Eco mode. And the weekends I tow my race car to the track, let me switch to towing mode which has more engine braking and optimized shift points.
 
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