Hmmm...so my issue is that EVERYTHING lights up. The headlights come on, nothing dims, radio plays, sunroof opens/closes. It doesn't act like the battery is dead. HOWEVER - it is a 2013 and it did occur to me that it needed changing. I was being lazy and waiting for warmer weather to change it since it looks like a pain in the ass.
As far as the other post - no other backstory. Wife drove it, parked it as usual in the garage. Went out the next day to start and everything lights up it just doesn't turn over. No other work has been done recently. It does have an aftermarket remote start which it has had for 1.5 years and a hardwired radar detector which has been on it it for 2.5+ years.
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