[SaVAGeSoot]

Start by getting VCDS and posting a full scan.
I'm not familiar with your "schwabben" or what it can do, but if you can extract whatever codes, post them up with as much details as possible.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Anything you post will be helpful... even if it's just pics of whatever the scanner shows you as codes\info\freze frame....
Without that, we have nothing.
Also post any details on known condition\issues\recent repairs leading up to this no start thing.

Can your tool read battery condition? Make sure you have good changed up batteries.
Do you know how to use "live data" to monitor crank speed? Or fuel pressure? Or crank voltage?

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Are you saying that only the engine controller is reporting any faults?
Every other controller in the vehicle is happy and code free?

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

So this tool of yours believes your Touareg is a rag top?
What could go wrong?

EGR codes would be under the engine controller, so that's not something that would be listed under a different controller.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

According to that, it's a PRO tool and can do almost anything.... so do you know how to use it? Seems weird that with those kinds of claims\descriptions you are only able to clear codes and to get a code number without a description or freeze frame data.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Check fuel pump relay B2... sounds like there's a fuel issue going on there!

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

I see relay error. Do you hear your fuel pumps turning on? If no fuel is coming out of tank, you can't expect the engine to start.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Agree... injectors not firing could also be caused by the ECUs shared ground in the cowl, however I believe the intank pumps would still be active, even before we get to firing the injectors.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Do you hear your fuel pumps turning on?

So we are just going to ignore that question?

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Ok, so replace the relay or jump the terminals temporary to see if that makes them work!

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Quit blowing codes away without actually fixing anything, unless you really know what you are doing.
So now we know, your fuel pump relay is done. Replace it, and\or have the jumper wire "installed" when you scan and\or restart to diagnose the rest. Make sure you post full scan details.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

I say the fuel pumps are not kicking on even if I jump them.

So do you have power coming to the relay socket that you're "jumping" or are you just assuming that you are doing something when you stick a wire into the two terminals? Also, which of the 4 terminals are you jumping?

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

So you either have a break in the red\yel power wire feeding the pumps or their shared ground it junk, or both died at the same time... start probing\tracing.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

I'm not going to strain trying to look at your codes that way if you can't invest enough time to just copy\paste them in text format properly for easy reading\searching\etc.

Check the shared ground point under the driver's side rear bench for the two pumps.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

It sounds like some butchers fixed your Touareg prior to your ownership, and cut some corners during whatever they did. The systems in these are quite complex and usually rely on at least two different signals in order to fire an igniter... so the scenario you've described would be nearly impossible on a virgin, unbutchered system.

Did you have a pre-existing airbag fault\light on your cluster prior to this anomaly?

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

Umh... I'm not a v10 expert since I don't own any, but do I see that one of your computers is offline? Isn't 11 the 2nd computer? You basically have a 5cylinder at this point at best! LOL

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

I don't even understand what was posted up above. Is that a complete scan? Why is it repeating? Where are all the controllers and such?

If your issues only started after your replaced your airbag, undo whatever you did. Did you touch the airbag controller? That's also on the CAN and CAN is what you seem to have dropped between the ECUs at the very least!

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

You're not posting a full Autoscan so you clearly don't want help.

 

[SaVAGeSoot]

You can do better.
Here's what a full scan of a v10 looks like for educational purposes.
Here's more educational stuff for you, on how to obtain such information.

Ross-Tech: VCDS Tour - AutoScan

VCDS Version: Release 14.10.2 (x64)
Data version: 20150311
www.Ross-Tech.com

Sunday,28,June,2015,14:11:42:15876

Chassis Type: 7L (7L - VW Touareg (2003 > 11/2006))
Scan: 01 02 03 05 06 08 09 11 13 15 16 17 18 19 1C 22 29 32 34 36
          37 39 3C 46 47 55 56 57 64 65 68 69 6C 6D 6E 75 76 77
 
VIN: WVGPT77L67D00xxxx  Mileage: 195070km-121210miles
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Address 01: Engine        Labels: Redir Fail!
   Part No SW: 070 906 016 CQ    HW: 028 101 196 2
   Component: V10 5,0L EDCG001AGMª9805  
   Revision: --H02---    Serial number: VWZ3Z0F6478811
   Coding: 0060575
   Shop #: WSC 23347 444 84359
   VCID: 61C303F8BB77AE29011-5140

1 Fault Found:
006482 - Turbocharger Control Module 1 
               P1952 - 000 - Defective - Intermittent
             Freeze Frame:
                    Fault Status: 00100000
                    Fault Priority: 0
                    Fault Frequency: 25
                    Reset counter: 255
                    Mileage: 194108 km
                    Time Indication: 0

             Freeze Frame:
                    RPM: 2142 /min
                    Speed: 51.2 km/h
                    Load: 36.9 %
                    Bin. Bits: 00000000
                    Bin. Bits: 00100000
                    Absolute Pres.: 1611.6 mbar
                    Absolute Pres.: 1856.4 mbar

Readiness: 1 1 0 0 0 

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Address 02: Auto Trans        Labels: 09D-927-750.lbl
   Part No SW: 09D 927 750 DP    HW: 09D 927 750 DP
   Component: AL 750 6A           0856  
   Revision: 00H37000    Serial number:               
   Coding: 0004216
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 7F07A5802DC378D9175-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 03: ABS Brakes        Labels: 7L0-907-379-MK25.lbl
   Part No: 7L0 907 379 G
   Component: ESP ALLRAD MK25     0203  
   Coding: 0022786
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 3D7B9F88674FAAC9459-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 05: Acc/Start Auth.        Labels: None
   Part No SW: 7L0 909 137 A    HW: 5WK 485 02
   Component: 29 Kessy            6700  
   Revision: 67006015    Serial number: VWZ3Z0F6478811
   Coding: 0147688
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 3163B3B8AB175EA9D11-515C

   Subsystem 1 - Part No: 4E0 905 852 E
   Component: ELV                 1940

2 Faults Found:
00956 - Key 2 
            002 - Lower Limit Exceeded
00164 - Battery Monitoring Control Module (J367) in Emergency Mode 
            008 - Implausible Signal - Intermittent

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Address 06: Seat Mem. Pass        Labels: None
   Part No: 7L0 959 760 
   Component: Sitzverstellung     0701  
   Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
   VCID: 77F74DA005F340995F5-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 08: Auto HVAC        Labels: 7L6-907-040.clb
   Part No: 7L6 907 040 T
   Component: CLIMAtronic R/L     4222  
   Coding: 0020030
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 4183E3781BB7CE29211-5140

1 Fault Found:
00709 - Sunlight Photosensor 2 (G134) 
            009 - Open or Short to Ground - Intermittent

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Address 09: Cent. Elect.        Labels: 7Lx-937-049-V1.clb
   Part No: 7L6 937 049 N
   Component:                     3002  
   Coding: 0110815
   Shop #: WSC 05244 444 64165
   VCID: 4797FD603593F019EF5-5140

1 Fault Found:
00907 - Intervention load Management 
            000 -  - 

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Address 11: Engine II        Labels: Redir Fail!
   Part No SW: 070 906 016 CQ    HW: 028 101 196 2
   Component: V10 5,0L EDCG001AGSª9805  
   Revision: --H02---    Serial number: VWZ3Z0F6478811
   Coding: 0060575
   Shop #: WSC 23347 444 84359
   VCID: 61C303F8BB77AE29011-515C

2 Faults Found:
006483 - Turbocharger Control Module 2 
               P1953 - 000 - Defective - Intermittent
             Freeze Frame:
                    Fault Status: 00100000
                    Fault Priority: 0
                    Fault Frequency: 1
                    Reset counter: 255
                    Mileage: 194203 km
                    Time Indication: 0

             Freeze Frame:
                    RPM: 1953 /min
                    Speed: 40.5 km/h
                    Load: 34.9 %
                    Absolute Pres.: 1570.8 mbar
                    Absolute Pres.: 1693.2 mbar

012302 - Diesel Particulate Filter (Bank 2) 
               P300E - 000 - Restricted/Clogged - MIL ON
             Freeze Frame:
                    Fault Status: 11100000
                    Fault Priority: 0
                    Fault Frequency: 2
                    Reset counter: 255
                    Mileage: 194732 km
                    Time Indication: 0

             Freeze Frame:
                    RPM: 2394 /min
                    Speed: 39.3 km/h
                    (no units): 0.0
                    Duty Cycle: 75.0 %
                    (no units): 224.40
                    Temperature: 12.6°C
                    Time: 0.0 s


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Address 15: Airbags        Labels: 3D0-909-601.lbl
   Part No: 3D0 909 601 H
   Component: 05 Airbag 8.4E++H01 0562  
   Revision: BB38727     Serial number: 0008132:      
   Coding: 0012341
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 28555EDC98CD1F6106F-515C

   Subsystem 1 - Part No: 7L0 959 339 C
   Component: BF-Gewichtsens. 006 0008

2 Faults Found:
01316 - ABS Control Module 
            004 - No Signal/Communication - Intermittent
             Freeze Frame:
                    Fault Status: 00100100
                    Fault Priority: 2
                    Fault Frequency: 1
                    Reset counter: 255
                    Time Indication: 0

01316 - ABS Control Module 
            008 - Implausible Signal - Intermittent
             Freeze Frame:
                    Fault Status: 00101000
                    Fault Priority: 2
                    Fault Frequency: 2
                    Reset counter: 255
                    Time Indication: 0


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Address 16: Steering wheel        Labels: 7L6-953-549.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 953 549 H
   Component: Lenksäulenmodul     3401  
   Coding: 0010032
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 448DEA6C04A5DB010A7-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 17: Instruments        Labels: 7L6-920-xxx-7LA.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 920 981 R
   Component: KOMBIINSTRUMENT RB8 3211  
   Coding: 0005231
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 4895FE5C388DFF61E6F-515C

No fault code found.

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Address 18: Aux. Heat        Labels: 7L6-819-008.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 815 071 D
   Component: Standheizung E1MAC   
   Coding: 0000100
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 336FB9B0510B6CB9A3D-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 19: CAN Gateway        Labels: 6N0-909-901-19.lbl
   Part No: 6N0 909 901 
   Component: Gateway K<>CAN      0101  
   Coding: 0000006
   Shop #: WSC 23342 444 84068
   VCID: 70E576BC609D17A19EF-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 1C: Position Sensing        Labels: 7L6-919-879.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 919 879 A
   Component: JCI PathPoint       2200  
   Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
   VCID: 458BF7680F9FE2091D9-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 22: AWD        Labels: None
   Part No: 0AD 927 755 AT
   Component: TRANSFERCASE        0114  
   Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
   VCID: 0D1B0F48176F5A49159-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 34: Level Control        Labels: 7Lx-907-553-34.clb
   Part No: 7L0 907 553 H
   Component: LUFTFDR.-CDC- 3C3P1 3099  
   Coding: 0015521
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 38758E9C486D8FE196F-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 36: Seat Mem. Drvr        Labels: None
   Part No: 7L0 959 760 
   Component: Sitzverstellung     0703  
   Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
   VCID: 77F74DA005F340995F5-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 37: Navigation        Labels: 7L6-919-887-DVD.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 919 887 M
   Component:      Navigation     0047  
   Coding: 0000101
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 50A5D63CC0DD37A1BEF-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 46: Central Conv.        Labels: 7L0-959-933.lbl
   Part No: 7L0 959 933 H
   Component: YM HSG              0400  
   Coding: 0000085
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 4183E3781BB7CE29211-4B20

   Subsystem 1 - Part No: 7L0 959 701 H
   Component: Tuersteuergeraet FS 0201

   Subsystem 2 - Part No: 7L0 959 702 H
   Component: Tuersteuergeraet BF 0201

   Subsystem 3 - Part No: 7L0 959 703 D
   Component: Tuersteuergeraet HL 0201

   Subsystem 4 - Part No: 7L0 959 704 D
   Component: Tuersteuergeraet HR 0201

No fault code found.

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Address 47: Sound System        Labels: 7Lx-035-4xx-47.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 035 456 
   Component: 08K Audioverst.     0105  
   Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
   VCID: 70E576BC609D17A19EF-5140

   Subsystem 1 - Part No: 7L6 035 456 
   Component: 08K Audioverst.     0105

No Faults Found
  or DTCs not supported by controller
  or a communication error occurred

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Address 55: Headlight Range        Labels: 7L6-907-357.lbl
   Part No SW: 7L6 907 357     HW: 7L6 907 357 
   Component: AFS-Steuergeraet    0003  
   Revision:   H09       Serial number:               
   Coding: 0000003
   Shop #: WSC 23347 444 59343
   VCID: 78F54E9C08ED4FE156F-5140

   Subsystem 1 - Part No: 7L6 941 329 
   Component: AFS-Lst.-Modul l    X018  
   Coding: 00000034

   Subsystem 2 - Part No: 7L6 941 330 
   Component: AFS-Lst.-Modul r    X018  
   Coding: 00000034

No fault code found.

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Address 56: Radio        Labels: 7L6-035-186-DVD.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 035 186 E
   Component:        Radio        0047  
   Coding: 0014042
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 356B87A85F7F72898D9-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 68: Wiper Electr.        Labels: 7L0-955-119-V2.clb
   Part No: 7L0 955 119 K
   Component: Front Wiper         4027  
   Coding: 0000341
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 376832
   VCID: 3C7D928C7C55A3C1727-5140

   Subsystem 2 - Part No: 1K0 955 559 T  Labels: 1K0-955-559-AF.CLB
   Component: RegenLichtSens 011  1110  
   Coding: 00208933
   Shop #: WSC 31414  

No fault code found.

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Address 69: Trailer        Labels: 7L0-907-383-1D2.lbl
   Part No SW: 7L0 907 383 G    HW: 7L0 907 383 G
   Component: ANHAENGERELEKTRONIK 8854  
   Coding: 0000002
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 38758E9C486D8FE196F-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 6C: Back-up Cam.        Labels: 5N0-907-441.clb
   Part No SW: 7L6 907 441     HW: 7L6 907 441 
   Component: J772__Rearview      0051  
   Revision: 00H07000    Serial number:    PA8 J630434
   Coding: 0000101
   Shop #: WSC 31414 790 00001
   VCID: 72E17CB46E9125B168B-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 6D: Trunk Elect.        Labels: None
   Part No SW: 7L6 959 107     HW: 7L6 959 107 
   Component: J605  HECKKLAPPE    1110  
   Revision: --H05---    Serial number: --------002637
   Coding: 0022110
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 78F54E9C08ED4FE156F-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 6E: Ctrl Head Roof        Labels: 7L6-919-044.lbl
   Part No: 7L6 919 044 T
   Component: DACHDISPLAY         0539  
   Revision: 00900539    Serial number: 2009289.07    
   Shop #: WSC 31414 000 00000
   VCID: 4895FE5C388DFF61E6F-5140

No fault code found.

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Address 76: Park Assist        Labels: Redir Fail!
   Part No: 7L0 919 283 F
   Component: 0E Einparkhilfe     1107  
   Shop #: WSC 00000 000 00000
   VCID: 39738B98736796E9691-5140

No fault code found.

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